Season 2: Operation Fake Date

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Tess and JT are shopping at an adult store to find items for Heather’s
bachelorette party. The place is called Lizzy D’s Closet. JT, looking pretty uncomfortable, isn’t happy
that Heather won’t take the time to file charges against Gabe. She decided to
throw a party because she doesn’t want to think about her abduction. Tess is
seemingly frustrated that JT isn’t into any of things in the sex shop.😀

Song “VOLCANO GIRLS” by VERUCA SALT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfS4fvlzzkE

TESS: She also wants something called, “Pin the Macho
on the Man.” So… keep looking.

JT:
So, Cat’s supposedly off the grid and you’re left doing her dirty work.

TESS: God, JT, we’re in an adult store,
it’s not like we’re cleaning toilets.

JT:
Hey… I see it. I-I see the– the macho.

TESS:
You know what, like, I brought you here ‘cause we’re in the honeymoon phase of
our relationship.